On today’s show we discuss excuses for lost work, fake checks, the “Umbrella Conspiracy”, people with cervixes (also called “women”), redemption, church attendance, and more…. listen in

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

  • “Dear Professor – On Top of Spaghetti, All Covered With Cheese…”
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  • Not Reported: He Also Paid Bail By Check.
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  • Since This Is Ridiculous & Serves No Purpose, Did You Know That Kangaroos Can’t Fart? It’s True.
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