10-6-20 Show Notes

On today’s episode we discuss the good judgment of kindergaten teachers, cosmetic wearing animals, campaign ads, social media, and much more… listen in!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and This Is How We Do It by Montell Jordan

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• Orange Julius Caesar?
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• One of the Photos Captions: “Home to…at least one miniature horse”. The Census Cowboy Needs to Make a Visit & Confirm.
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• I Guess “Third Grade Art Project” Doesn’t Sound Very Powerful.
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10-6-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-10-06T17:38:57-05:00

9-29-20 Show Notes

On today’s episode we discuss 2Pac, taxes, cowboys, cognitive dissonance, we continue our Biblical discussion of social media, and more. Listen in!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Typical by MuteMath

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• I’d Like to See “Cognitive Dissonance” as a Game Show. No Matter What, Everybody Always Loses.
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• This Is Why I Don’t Trust “Big Horse Media”. Immediately After Saying the Horse May Need to Be Put Down, She Said He Is Making “Steady Progress”. Fake Horse News.
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• She Also Said Grover Cleveland Is the Greatest Living President. So What?
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• What’s the Statute of Limitations on This? I Found a Pretty Sweet Back Pocket Comb in 1983.
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9-29-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-10-02T09:50:37-05:00

9-22-20 Show Notes

On today’s episode, we discuss drawbridge jumping, buffalo wings, new post-mortem careers opps, social media, and more. Listen in!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel (BOOOOOO!!!)

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• The Hero 2020 Needed.
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• Ordinarily, the Car Jumper Would Be the Star. Do Yourself a Favor and Check Out the On-Scene Reporter Dude. He Should Broadcast the Upcoming Debates.
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• “Coffin Confessor” Is Not Technically Accurate. For Your Review: “Funeral Flipper”, “Coward Spokesman” or “Beto”.
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9-22-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-09-23T10:24:54-05:00

9-15-20 Show Notes

On today’s show we discuss grocery store etiquette, a “Flying-V” presidential candidate, a cool oottaT, socail media dangers, and more. Listen in!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• Can I Vote for a Dude Who Looks Like Elon Musk and Mary Tyler Moore Had a Child? Probably.
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• I Wonder if the Artist Contemplated Including the Taco Bell Chihuahua?
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• sruoY sa emaS eht stnuoC etoV siH
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• Let’s Get Biblical!
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9-15-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-09-22T09:28:47-05:00

8-25-20 Show Notes

On today’s show we talk about cows, asteroids, punctuality, safe mysteries, God’s love, and more. Listen in!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• At First, I Liked the Farmer’s Discipline and Sense of Mystery. Now, I Think He’s Just Negotiating a TV Special.
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• I Once Spilled Beef Parts After Some Bad Fajitas.
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• They Also Tested Painting Butts on Their Eyes. The Kardashians Called Three Seconds Later.
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• Off My Bucket List: Taking a Nap in Detroit.
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8-25-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-08-27T17:13:15-05:00

8-18-20 Show Notes

On today’s show… we discuss studying in Hawaii, wax spouses, virtual masks, the greatest Air BnB ever, local sales, “Proverbs Grab Bag”, and more. Listen in!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• I’ve Always Found the Wax Figure/Museum Idea to Be Impractical. Instead, Suppose She Was Memorialized With Really Fine Meats & Cheeses.
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• Also Required: Deodorant for Phone Calls
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• If the Person Who Rents This Before Me Would Still Be There Arguing About a Late Fee While I Wait, This Is Perfect.
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• I Wish I Had Thought of This. Other Creative Regrets: Blockbuster AirBnB, Snuggies & Joe Biden’s Journal.
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8-18-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-08-19T11:13:11-05:00

8-4-20 Show Notes

On today’s show we discuss excuses for lost work, fake checks, the “Umbrella Conspiracy”, people with cervixes (also called “women”), redemption, church attendance, and more…. listen in

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• “Dear Professor – On Top of Spaghetti, All Covered With Cheese…”
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• Not Reported: He Also Paid Bail By Check.
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• Since This Is Ridiculous & Serves No Purpose, Did You Know That Kangaroos Can’t Fart? It’s True.
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8-4-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-08-05T09:50:48-05:00

4-21-20 Show Notes

On today’s episode of TMB we discuss quarantine woes, gov’t over-reach, filming in the bathroom, watching video games, 80’s songs, and more. Listen in!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Typical by MuteMath

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• In All Seriousness…Someone Was Likely Paid to Evaluate & Estimate That 37 Tons Was Just the Right Amount of Sand. #WhyNotSyrup
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• Also Down Because He Brought It Down: Proper Attribution of Credit.
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• I Can’t Wait for the Live Bidet Tips Segment.
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4-21-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-04-22T14:40:02-05:00

4-14-20 Show Notes

We took a week off, but we’re back to discuss all things quarantine, zombies, chatbots love, ejection seats, Tommy Boy, Easter and more. Listen !

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Typical by MuteMath

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• Also Ejected: Bowel Contents
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• Bezos Calls Mistake a “Rounding Error”.
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• Suggestion for Next Appreciated but Poorly Executed Effort: “Over the Top 2: Virtual Arm-ageddon”. See What I Did There?
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• The “D” Stands for “Definitely Not Known for Gimmicky Sense of Humor”.
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• Their Middle Names Are “Anxiety” and “Economic Doom” So Nothing to See Here.
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• I Remember This Guy from High School. He Said His Girlfriend Was from Canada So “You wouldn’t know her”.
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4-14-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-04-16T11:32:39-05:00

3-24-20 Show Notes

On today’s special edition of the Maybe Box, we discuss the trials of being quarantined, the perils of streaming church services, we raise money for the Highland Lakes Crisis Network (you should give), and more. Listen in!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Typical by MuteMath

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• Not Essential: Essential Oils Pushers (Note: I like them…but please settle down).
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• Note to Self: Refine Elephant Lounge Idea for Shark Tank.
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• Actual Line in Article: “He Blew His Profits on Doritos”. Situation From My College Days: “Wrote a Bad Check for Doritos.”
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• They Also Play Beck’s “Loser” as Dinner Announcement at Nursing Homes.
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• Superhero Ideas Not Approved This Go-Round: “Rational Human Being” and “IsEverybodyOnDrugs Guy”.
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3-24-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-03-30T16:31:01-05:00