3-10-20 Show Notes

Today’s show is chocked full of discussions on Bloomberg, viruses, woke cartoons, math, prepping, and more. Listen in!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Typical by MuteMath

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• I Looked Up “Grift”. Surprisingly, It Doesn’t Mean “Opportunity to rip off desperate egocentric billionaire.”
  https://www.yahoo.com/news/bloomberg-staffers-claim-campaign-grift-170845897.html
• There Goes Date Night.
  https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/coronavirus-costco-suspends-free-samples
• From the People Who Brought You “The Bachelor” and “Teen Mom”: Saddest Clip in TV History? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  https://thehill.com/homenews/media/486288-brian-williams-nyts-gay-roasted-over-math-flub-saddest-clip-in-tv-history
• We Are All Pretty Worn Down with Coronavirus News. This Doesn’t Help.
  https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/hysterical-pet-owners-fearing-coronavirus-21636892
• Listen…the #MeToo Conversations Are Important. I’m Not Sure I’d Be Planting My Flag on a Made Up Story from a Made Up Cartoon. Then Again, I Cry When Mickey Dies In Rocky 3.
  https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/how-me-too-concerns-led-disney-to-cut-popular-character-from-live-action-mulan-remake-201759627.html
• He Did However Accept Endorsement from “D.F. Ponysoldier”.
  https://www.theblaze.com/news/jamescomeyendorsement
• First, I Resent the “Human Guinea Pig” Label. Second, Make Sure My Name Is Spelled Right on the Check.
  https://www.theblaze.com/news/uk-lab-offering-4-500-to-human-guinea-pigs-willing-to-be-injected-with-coronavirus

3-10-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-03-12T18:29:14-05:00

3-3-20 Show Notes

On today’s show, we discuss Super Tuesday, rabid cows, Oprah, toilet tech, umbrella gifts, our “legacy”, and more. Listen in!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Typical by MuteMath

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• A True Bernie Supporter Would Redistribute the Firing.
  https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/chuck-d-public-enemy-break-043008584.html
• Everyone in the Audience Received a Free Non-Disclosure Agreement.
  https://pagesix.com/2020/02/29/oprah-takes-a-tumble-onstage-during-2020-vision-tour/?_ga=2.209183826.1364536535.1582908664-640973686.1582908664
• Just When You Thought This Parade Couldn’t Be More Distasteful, They Threw Bloomberg Meatballs to the Kids.
  https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/t/epstein-didnt-kill-himself-mardi-gras-float-featuring-hillary-clinton-effigy-rolls-through-new-orleans/vp-BB10l5we
• This Might Have Been the Most Awkward White Guy Moment of the Week If Not For…
  https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/wheel-of-fortune-fans-couldnt-stop-laughing-after-pat-sajaks-hilariously-awkward-moment-062120021.html
• …This. Tom, Chuck D Would Like to See You in His Office.
  https://www.theblaze.com/tom_steyer_back_dat_azz_up
• Whoever Invents the Kickout Stirrups for Maximum Leverage Wins.
  https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2020/02/25/808791622/why-america-is-losing-the-toilet-race
• At Least Nobody Visited the Leper Llama Tent.
  https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/a-rabid-cow-at-a-texas-rodeo-may-have-infected-attendees-officials-warn/ar-BB10Ddi8
• If My College Hadn’t Insisted on Attendance and Passing Test Scores, I Might Have Been a Doctor or…(looking up highest paying jobs in early 90’s)…Electrical Engineer. Get Kelly Walne on the Phone!
  https://www.rt.com/op-ed/482025-divorce-london-settlement-career

3-3-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-03-04T08:28:26-06:00

2-25-20 Show Notes

On today’s show we discuss the debates, baboons, jokes gone bad, the “deconstructing of faith” and more, listen in!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Typical by MuteMath

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• Walmart Confused by Use of Word “Comeback”.
  https://q1041.iheart.com/content/2020-02-18-brace-yourself-the-mullet-is-making-a-comeback/?Pname=local_social&Keyid=socialflow&Sc=editorial
• I Didn’t Need a Reason to Not Watch.
  https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2020-02-20/wendy-williams-amie-harwick-brother-demands-apology
• Not Reported: Who Told Him?
  https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/baboon-escapes-vasectomy-op-testing-21571843
• Hmmm. If I Carry a Wagon Full of Bologna Sandwiches to a PETA Protest, Will It Have the Opposite Effect on Traffic?
  https://www.engadget.com/2020/02/03/google-maps-traffic-jams-art-project/
• Mike Bloomberg Can Fix It. So Says the Endless Onslaught of Commercials. Please Make Them Stop. -Sincerely, All of Us
  https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-says-she-hit-jackpot-143637896.html
• Also Courtesy of “Bernie Bros”: Spanish Armada Hazing Scandal, Erik the Red Being Called “Erik the Not Red” by Trolls & Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan.
  https://www.theblaze.com/news/bernie-bros-use-boy-ban-fans-to-harass-journalist

2-25-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-03-03T10:28:28-06:00

2-18-20 Show Notes

This afternoon, Chad, Rebekah, and Matt welcomed comedian Mike Hickman back into the studio to discuss topics ranging from chicken crocs, to service animals, to diagreeing agreebly (in Jesus). We also take a look at the movie Major League in our RTUB segment, play a few games, and celebrate our 4th year together… Listen in!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Typical by MuteMath

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• Chipotle “Salmonella Socks” Are So Last Year.
  https://www.crocs.com/KFC.html
• Things We Wish Delta CEO Would Actually Weigh In On: Is Mike Bloomberg Considered “Carry On”?
  https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/airline-passengers-should-ask-they-recline-delta-ceo-says-after-n1137351
• Second Date Idea: Asking Joe Biden a Question.
  https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/13/us/man-robbed-bank-first-date-trnd/index.html
• Surely They Don’t Know He’s a Billionaire: “After several large Instagram memers became aware Wednesday of Bloomberg’s influencer campaign, many expressed an interest in creating sponsored posts for him.” https://www.straitstimes.com/world/united-states/michael-bloombergs-campaign-suddenly-drops-memes-everywhere
• Fred’s Hair Reminds Me of Someone…
  https://pix11.com/news/national/michigan-trainer-brings-mini-service-horse-on-his-first-flight
• Trump One-Ups by Eating Soup With a Shoe Horn.
  https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/klobuchar-ate-her-salad-comb-report-says-n974746

2-18-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-02-19T16:48:51-06:00

2-11-20 Show Notes

You never know what to expect with a TMB show, neither do we… so listen in as we cover some politics, drug bags, suing body builders, Liar-Liar, loving our enemies, and more!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Typical by MuteMath

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• Ignorance Marx the Spot.
  https://www.theblaze.com/news/hollywood-producer-quotes-the-communist-manifesto-in-oscar-acceptance-speech
• Not Reported: Exactly How Slow Was He Going That He Couldn’t Hit Elderly People With His Vehicle? (Note: Thankfully, No One Was Hurt)
  https://www.theblaze.com/news/media-spin-story-of-suspected-political-hate-crime-in-florida
• Their Vanity Plates Said “EASYARREST”.
  https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-troopers-find-narcotics-in-bag-labeled-bag-full-of-drugs/30763146
• As Long As The Couple Is Cool with Everyone Giving Them Essential Oils & CBD Consultation Gift Certificates, Not a Big Deal.
  https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/destination-wedding-timeshare-guests
• At Least He Had the Self-Awareness to Not Draw Attention to Himself by Flexing Every Couple of Seconds or Filming Him…Wait. Nevermind.
  https://www.yahoo.com/news/ben-bardsley-bodybuilder-vertigo-waterslide-123536129.html
• Bloomberg Was in the Bouncey Castle Out Back But He Needs to Hear This Too.
  https://www.christianpost.com/news/national-prayer-breakfast-speaker-tells-audience-including-trump-pelosi-jesus-said-love-your-enemies.html
• I Don’t Have Anything to Add to This but for a Moment, I Thought It Said Something About Milk’s Dream. And It Got Me Thinking…Does Milk Ever Dream That It Was the Central Figure in Generations of Breakfast Commercials Where Cereal Is Just an Irrelevant Additive to “Morning Milk”?
  https://www.wsj.com/articles/uproar-over-essays-turns-mlks-dream-inside-out-11581033256

2-11-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-02-12T12:27:04-06:00

2-4-20 Show Notes

We have a special guest join us in studio today, and we discuss all sorts of news stories as we eagerly await the Iowa Caucus results, and wait…. and wait… and wait some more. Regardless, it’s a fun listen, so listen, (and leave us a review)!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Typical by MuteMath

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• If We Are Going to Go All In On This, Schwimmer Needs to Apologize to Raj, Rerun & Big Shirley. And Also for Leaving Emily at the Altar. Jerk.
  https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/friends-david-schwimmer-apologizes-diversity-154319197.html
• I Once Paid $2.95 to Confront My Fear of Chipotle Guacamole. #GuacWoke
  https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/03/race-to-dinner-party-racism-women
• He Actually Wore This ONTO THE PLANE. I Got Stopped By TSA for Having Pistachios in my Backpack. True Story.
  https://www.yahoo.com/gma/airline-removes-gas-mask-wearing-passenger-panics-travelers-090353989–abc-news-topstories.html
• PETA Also Called for Uncle Phil on Fresh Prince to Be Replaced by an Animatronic Groundhog. I Think the Problem May Be the Name “Phil”.
  https://www.boston25news.com/news/trending/peta-calls-punxsutawney-phil-be-retired-replaced-with-animatronic-groundhog/77FJFQG7IFHVFD4EPQCIYHXXAA/
• Instead of Talking About This Guy, Let’s Discuss If There Was Ever an “Old Hampshire”.
  https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/comedian-ari-shaffir-statement-vile-kobe-bryant-just-a-joke-004618505.html
• Fossil Fuel Update: Bernie Sanders Favorite Food Is Beans.
  https://www.theblaze.com/news/professor-brilliant-response-to-student-climate-protesters
• In Lieu of Trying to Understand His Motivations, Why Doesn’t “Views” Rhyme With “Abuse”? The English Language Is Complicated, Man.
  https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/youtuber-faces-abuse-accusations-after-faking-girlfriends-death-001532255.html
• After Reading This Headline, Did Anyone Else Try to Imagine If Roast Wolf Would Taste Good?
  https://www.foxnews.com/media/cnns-wolf-blitzer-iowa-caucus-chaos
• Not to Be Outdone, Biden Claims His Secretary of Education Would Have to Be Vetted by Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
  https://www.dailywire.com/news/warren-my-secretary-of-education-will-have-to-be-vetted-by-a-trans-child

2-4-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-02-05T11:35:49-06:00

1-28-20 Show Notes

We had a packed studio today, which made for a great show! We are “champ” cereal, discussed lemons, bean, and tapeworms, and even had an impropmtu ukelele song (a Maybe Box first)! Of course, we discussed a lot more, but you’ll have to listen in!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Typical by MuteMath

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• Truth in Advertising. I Even Wore a Medal.
  https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B0186GEX8E/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
• I Almost Titled the Article Above “70 Layer Bean Dip”.
  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/01/28/70-layer-bean-dip-achieves-Guinness-World-Record/8191580225605/?sl=5
• If Life Gives You Lemon, You’re an Illiterate Hillbilly.
  https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/cnns-don-lemon-and-guests-mock-trump-supporters-as-uneducated-and-illiterate
• Review of Effects Prompt Texas Doctors to Call It “Beto”.
  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/01/27/Texas-mans-headaches-caused-by-tapeworm-in-his-brain/9051580146190/?sl=9
  
• Analyst: He Should Have Flopped Like He Got Tased. Soccer Fans Love That.
  https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man-hot-water-being-caught-204056648.html
• Bernie Claims “Nasty Washington Game” is Playing Twister With 12th Century Vikings.
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP2Rragsv-Y

1-28-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-01-29T08:13:57-06:00

1-21-20 Show Notes

Today we discuss political meatballs, Dogs and their need to “go” North, the Warren/Bernie scrape, and more. It was a fun show, listen in!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Typical by MuteMath

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• Trump Slams Bloomberg As “Spaghetti Afterthought” & Posts Photo of Himself & Meatloaf on “Dashboard Lights” Tour.
  https://www.foxnews.com/media/bloomberg-campaign-raises-eyebrows-with-a-meatball-featuring-the-candidates-face
• Aim Doodoo North.
  https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/dogs-poop-in-alignment-with-earths-magnetic-field-study-finds
• In Lieu of Wading Into Race Controversy, I Looked Up Difference Between Chinos & Khakis. It’s Not Remotely Interesting.
  https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ralph-lauren-phi-beta-sigma-controversy-152625945.html
• In Other Budget-Savvy Move, Space Force Opts for Two-Day Shipping on All Weapons Orders.
  https://www.theblaze.com/news/space-force-hits-back-after-liberal-writer-mocks-idiocracy-of-new-camoflouge-uniforms

1-21-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-01-22T08:14:23-06:00

1-14-20 Show Notes

We had a packed studio today (both in guests and content) and we discuss everything frorm frogbots to prayer. Listen in!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Typical by MuteMath

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• Plot of Coming to America 3 Leaked & McDowells Wants In.
  https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/burger-king-prince-harry-offered-job
• Remember the Tight-Fitting Pants.
  https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/see-remember-the-titans-actor-ethan-suplees-incredible-body-transformation-000056316.html
• Know Who Would Have Loved Frog Bots? Me in 1981.
  https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/jan/13/scientists-use-stem-cells-from-frogs-to-build-first-living-robots
• How Do They Know It Was His First Attempt?
  https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/surveillance-video-jeffrey-epstein-s-first-apparent-suicide-attempt-no-n1113166
• I Assume They Plan to Sue the Author. I’ll Watch from Afar. Way Afar.
  https://www.theblaze.com/news/group-threatens-to-sue-over-blessing-of-official-bible-for-swearing-in-space-force-commanders
• Foghorn Leghorn: This Comparison Makes Chickens Less Than Human. Nevermind.
  https://www.theblaze.com/news/group-threatens-to-sue-over-blessing-of-official-bible-for-swearing-in-space-force-commanders

1-14-20 Show NotesChad Nelson2020-01-15T12:49:20-06:00

12-10-19 Show Notes

Today, Matt, Rebekah and Chad are joined by Mitch Rivers as they discuss pop culture through a Biblical lens…. listen in!

INTRO SONG: Maybe Box Rap and Typical by MuteMath

NEWS SEGMENT LINKS

• Their Favorite Band is Hoobastank and They Love AOL Instant Messenger.
  https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/dec/9/hillary-clinton-emerges-top-choice-democratic-vote
• Sweater Manufacturer “P. Escobar” Is Unapologetic.
  https://nypost.com/2019/12/08/walmart-apologizes-for-sweater-featuring-santa-with-cocaine
• He Almost Chose an Athletic Supporter Because It Had the Benefit of Hindsight. (Thank you for coming..please tip your servers)
  https://www.kmov.com/news/man-uses-underwear-as-disguise-during-armed-robbery-of-moberly/article_9f6349f0-1aee-11ea-9e50-cb8e89d884e9.html
• Man in the Yellow Hat Was Suspected Accomplice in Art Crime.
  https://www.theblaze.com/news/man_eats_120000_banana_art_basel
• My Fireplace Is Gluten-Free So…
  https://www.walmart.com/ip/KFC-Limited-Edition-11-Herbs-Spices-Firelog-by-Enviro-Log/280532214

12-10-19 Show NotesChad Nelson2019-12-10T17:34:14-06:00